Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Whenever You Get E-Mail from Soapy Joe's...


...seriously, do your own freaking laundry. Freshmen beware, it's pretty much another e-mail scam. You'd have to do roughly 74 loads of laundry - about 5 loads a week, wash and dry - to equal their cheapest plan of $185 a semester. Do you do that much laundry?

Not to mention, I know a friend who had nearly her entire wardrobe stolen when she left her bag outside for Soapy Joe's. Someone just walked by, picked it up, and took it.

Can anyone justify them? Is it worth it to any of you?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Absolutely. I'm rich and jappy and don't know how to do laundry!!!

Anonymous said...

You motherfuckers better do your job and roll up and watch how we roll up and
I take a hit of that chronic, it got me stuck
But really what's amazing is how I keep blazing
Towel under the door smoke until the days end
Puff, puff then pass, don't fuck up rotation
Hpnotic for Henny, now nigga that's your chaser
Turn nothin to something now pimpin' that's a savior
Best things are green now pimp and get your paper
High off the ground instead of skyscraper
Cool off thinkin' we local, come on homie, we major

Feeling better than some head on a sunday afternoon
Better than a chick that say yes to soon









I got the laundry under control.

Anonymous said...

whats so wrong with being rich and not doing to do laundry?

Anonymous said...

not wanting to do laundry, i meant. don't judge me internet.

Anonymous said...

im just gonna mail the laundry to my mom

Anonymous said...

im just gonna mail the laundry to my mom

Anonymous said...

we're supposed to be learning independence here. If you can't do your own laundry then that's seriously pathetic!

Anonymous said...

there's nothing wrong with sending your laundry out at any age. doing laundry just because it makes you fell independent isn't a great things.

Anonymous said...

im gonna tell my stupid bitch spoiled mom to do it

Anonymous said...

Let the spoiled rich bastards get scammed.

Anonymous said...

I HATE EVERYONE!

Anonymous said...

i hve nevr done a piece of lawndry a day in my life. i dont even know how to roll a pair of socks or fold a shirt

Anonymous said...

when i graduate and get a job, you're sure as shit that i'll be doing my laundry by hand every week. no sirry bob, i won't just use money to have someone else do it. because i know the truth: doing your own laundry makes your penis bigger. it does! i'm sick of keeping it secret! all these rich kids with their small penises...if only they would listen to me! doing your own laundry makes your penis bigger! try it for yourself!

Anonymous said...

So simply does not happen