EBK's EXCLUSIVE Response to winning The Hatchet's April Fool's Edition Bracket:
"I don't know why I was I picked but I can only assume that it was because when the people who designed it were throwing names around, they were joking that I would probably beat Anderson Cooper or the swastiaks. Heck, I even beat Vishal and I didn't even run for SA President. Whatever the reason I thought that it was very funny. I have gotten a bunch of a facebook messages and congratulations about it and even some of my professors mentioned it when I walked into class on Monday and Tuesday. To me, being named the bracket winner, says that there are people in the Hatchet who know me and respect me enough to print something like that that they know I would find funny especially because I am always trying to get quoted in there which is part of the reason I think they did it."